Don't Get it in the Poop

(photo taken during an actual game of "Don't Get it in the Poop")

Yes, this game looks and sounds terrible, and I assure you it is.

What you will need:
1 hackey sack
1 dog turd, found on the ground

the game plays like regular hackey sack, except you pass the hackey sack back and forth around a dog turd, and if it touches the dog turd, the last person who touched the hackey sack has to lick the dog turd.
That's the whole game.